Tuesday, 7 October 2025

Book Review - 'Dracula & Daughters' by Emma Carroll

Could three "ordinary" young girls have the powers, information and education to cure - not cull - vampires? To heal, not hunt? To save, not slay? Rest in peace, not pieces?



Have I ever been so charmed yet conflicted about a book?

On the one gloved hand, 'Dracula & Daughters' is a children's book with vampires, redhaired heroines, interesting characters all around, interesting vampire lore I have not seen elsewhere, preexisting vampire lore and media references not limited to 'Dracula', gothic imagery, feminism, social justice, epidemic and pandemic nods and social commentary, appreciation for science and intelligence, and STEM issues - including how men have always either ignored women's important, groundbreaking work, or they take credit for it themselves. Because the patriarchy hates and fears smart, powerful women. More than vampires; more than actual, predatory monsters, even.

I should have absolutely adored it. I should be praising it to the full moon and bats and ravens this Halloween.

However, on the other gnarled, clawed hand, its plotting, structuring and pacing are quite clunky, and it contains many plot contrivances and plot holes. Because of its structuring and pacing issues, it isn't as atmospheric, nor as suspenseful, as it could have been, for a 'Dracula'-inspired gothic, historical horror mystery novel. I'm a little flabbergasted - it is flabberghastly, I tell you! - by how thin and flimsy the book's plot framework is, and how scene-to-scene transitions do not flow that well and organically, with not much happening in some chapters.

'Dracula & Daughters' doesn't reach its full, exciting potential with its premise and characters, though maybe this is saved up for the sequels? That it's for younger readers is no excuse for its softening and backpedalling in some of its content, and areas in its writing. It's still a horror story about vampires!

Or did I set my expectations far too high based on the cover (which is bloody excellent), and praise everywhere?

To go back to the plot and pacing, 'Dracula & Daughters' doesn't really pick up in action until over a quarter of the way in, and it is not until about sixty pages from the end that things really get exciting, thrilling and twisty.

Speaking of "twists", the family connection between the three young redhaired heroines - the characteristically distinct Mina Cullers, her sister Buffy Cullers, and Bella Drake (I love those reference names) - and Dracula himself, is treated like a huge surprise on page 135, even though it's revealed like it's no secret on most blurbs of the book I've seen, so publishing ruined that twist! As obvious as it is anyway. I mean, look at the title, and the three girls on the cover.

Buffy and Bella end up being more interesting than the POV protagonist, Mina, who it turns out isn't as "tomboyish", sly, scrappy and self-confident as she appears to be on the cover. In fact, she is arguably the most useless of the vampire hunting slaying healing trio.

In such an empowering, girl powerhouse book, with a huge emphasis on sisterhood and other female familial bonds, while I appreciate the obligatory boy character, Varney, being a helpless damsel in distress and, in fact, barely in the book (the reader doesn't actually get to meet him properly)... by the end it is heavily implied at least two of our girls have a crush on him. Ugh! Why?!

Slight spoiler here, but there is a scene, in the middle of 'Dracula & Daughters', where Mina, Buffy and Bella say goodbye to their mothers, and it is nowhere near as heartfelt, nor heartbreakingly written, as it should have been for the dire situation surrounding it. I have to keep reminding myself that these girls are children - the youngest, Buffy, is ten, and Mina and Bella are at least thirteen. They should be devastated to be separated from their beloved, protective, caring mothers, and left alone in a hostile town preparing for a vampire outbreak, but it hardly fazes them. I guess their mothers don't care that much about them, too, and they are kind of cowardly, idiotic and shortsighted.

Finally, there is a minor character named Carmilla Blakelock, named after the most famous lesbian vampire in all of fiction, not only in literature, in 'Carmilla', which predates 'Dracula'. It is implied the Carmilla in 'Dracula & Daughters' had been romantically involved with another woman, Elsie Irving, who has turned into a vampire. It isn't explicit, sadly - they are always referred to as "friends", despite the evidence to the contrary - and it is sort of 'Bury Your Gays', so... yay representation in children's lit???

But as flawed as 'Dracula & Daughters' is, I can't stop thinking about it. Its writing is breezy and addictive, and I could have read it in one day if I had complete free time. It contains an abundance of beautiful things I love.

For its (mostly) good writing, characters, vampires, vampire lore, gothic Victorian town worldbuilding, some good twists, ethics, and messages, told to children, I recommend 'Dracula & Daughters'.

What can I say, I love vampires, redhaired heroines, ravens (there's a talking pet raven named Poe in this), and feminism. Drive a hawthorn stake through my heart, because it is weak at the sight of 'Dracula & Daughters'. It is cute, jelly-filled Halloween candy. It is a guilty, red-blooded-and-redheaded pleasure for moi.

Happy Halloween! Spooky scary Samhain! Awestruck autumn! Frightful feminist fall! Wicked women's winter!

In 2025 children's literature!

Final Score: 3/5

Friday, 3 October 2025

Book Review - 'Princess Battle Royale' by Phaea Crede (Writer), Jen Hill (Illustrator)

'Princess Battle Royale' is such a fun, mad, bonkers, hilarious, and clever picture book and comic - all about girl power and fairy tales and fairy tale princesses from all over, not just Europe - that I had to give it five shining stars.

I know next to nothing about wrestling, and even I got some of the references and jokes throughout. The book is full - and I am not exaggerating here, full - of bad puns, and I love it. It is full of inspired twists and I love it.

It is about the WPW - World Princess Wrestling! Princesses wrestling is a global sport! They even have their own sports cards!

Fairy tale princesses are wrestlers, and they compete and try to overthrow(down) the undefeated reigning WPW champion, Swan Princess (literally a swan, and a boastful prima donna ballerina), for the Enchanted Championship Belt. They are: Rapunzel the Reaper, the Not-So-Little Mermaid, Sleeping "Leaping" Beauty, Badroulbadour (think Jasmine with the magic lamp), Cinderella Ninjarella, and Kaguya, the Moon Monarch of Mayhem (I love her).

Then there're the not-princesses: Little Red Riding Hood, the protagonist, and dark horse outside the ring, as a towel girl, until the final match... and Thumbelina. Er, I mean Ready-to-Rumble-ina.

The entirety of 'Princess Battle Royale' is chaotic, and funny and feminist as feathers. I'm sure it captures the exact feel of a WWE event - it's big, boisterous, and madcap enough. It is blooming great, a tiara-ific triumph! (I'm matching the book's pun quality).

The only things I don't like are the overused and bland gag of the princess Sleeping Beauty nodding off a lot (it's her wrestling gimmick, which... okay?), and the characterisation of Cinderella as a mean girl, who tells Little Red Riding Hood, "Just fetch the water, girl." Having a domestic slave and abuse victim say that to someone, especially a child, was certainly... a choice. In fact, most of the princesses are mean, and kind of bloodthirsty, until they learn their lesson from Red Riding Hood at the end. All the same, they are no less prideful and egotistical than Swan Princess.

Little Red is a sweet pea, though. So is Thumbelina.

They are all scrappy ladies in the ring, to be sure!

They don't need princes. They only wish to win the Enchanted Championship Belt.

'Princess Battle Royale' is a strong recommendation from me. It is far, far away from any other princess fairy tale picture book you've read before.

It's a whopping, whooping wrestling romp! It's a piping hot, potty, and dotty pun-omenon! A puns-travaganza! With a feminist princess twist (like Rapunzel's hair), and a lesson on not underestimating anyone based on their size, and how you don't have to be royalty to be special and win at anything. It's about hard work, training, and observing your obstacles and opponents.

A brand spanking new banger and banner!


'And they all lived scrappily ever after.'


Final Score: 4.5/5

Thursday, 2 October 2025

Book Review - 'Little Witch's To-Do List by Helen Kemp Zax (Writer), Kiersten Eve Eagan (Illustrator)

Gosh, how many books titled 'Little Witch' are there?

But this - as part of 'A Magical List Book' series - is one of the better ones.

The 'To-Do List' in question is played on the straight and narrow (except maybe when doing loop the loops on a broomstick), and there is nothing really subversive about it. There is no story, per se: Little Witch's long list of magical chores, activities and hobbies for the day is done and dusted with no obstacles; everything works out fine. It kind of sends the unfortunate message to children about not allowing flexibility, or contingency plans for the unpredictable in life. It's good to be organised and have plans - I'm borderline OCD about them myself - but in reality, rigidly sticking to following lists, rules and order doesn't always work out how you want them to. It's odd to see such rule-abiding in a kids' fantasy picture book with a witch protagonist who can do anything she wants - who has limitless potential.

Why not also teach how to cope when things don't work out? To allow for positive change? Learn to go off script and expand your horizons, reach your own magical potential, to better yourself as a person?

But 'Little Witch's To-Do List' is so cute, charming, magical and witchy otherwise, that I do not mind its somewhat unimaginative "story" and moral. It's a colourful, rhyming, melodic beat of a picture book about the day in the life of a witchling, and that's okay.

Its artwork is beyond charming - and that is the word that best describes the whole book. Its rhyming scheme is simple, creative and effective on each page. I can see it being an edutainment CD-ROM game.

There is a black cat, a witch hat, a witch robe, a owl, a baby phoenix, a dragon, a snake, bats in belfries, a wart hair (I like that Little Witch has spots on her face), potions, a green-slime shake, an invisibility spell, a mandrake garden, a toadstool cake, the moon, flying on a broomstick, talking to a mirror, cuddling with Mum, and Halloween goodness everywhere!

Maybe it doesn't matter that the titular Little Witch has no name?

'Little Witch's To-Do List' - a little bit of a shame its moral, intended or not, to children couldn't be as imaginative and free as its content, but it is still an adorable, colourful, wonderful and enchanting rhyming picture book read to pass the moonlit night at bedtime. It's no 'Kiki's Delivery Service' or 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' or even 'Pizza Witch', but it's sweet on its own.

At least it ends on a touching goodnight scene with Little Witch and her mum, where they read 'Little Witch's To-Do List' together (!?!) The 'Magical To-Do List' itself, shown at the end, is another cute addition.


'To-do lists are more
than pure magic fun.

They help is keep track of
what needs to get done!

What's on YOUR to-do list?
'


I doubt anyone's to-do list is as fun, exciting, busy and magical as a witch's.

Other, similar picture books and recommendations:


'Witch in Training'

'My Mummy is a Witch'

'The Witchling's Wish'

'Once Upon a Witch's Broom'

'Leila, the Perfect Witch'

'Sunday The Sea Witch'


What the hex, might as well look at another book titled 'Little Witch' that I enjoy here.


Happy Halloween, witches!

Final Score: 3.5/5

Wednesday, 1 October 2025

Graphic Novel Review - 'Adventure Time: Marceline' by Various

A collection of fun, funny, touching and sweet short 'Marceline' comics, that has the whole of 'Marceline and the Scream Queens' smack dab in the middle, as well as a couple self-contained issues from that comic beforehand.

I adore 'Laundromarceline', 'Grumpy Butt', 'The Moon - ECLIPSE', 'Moon Beam', 'Broken', 'Visions of Paternity', and 'Marceline the Derby Queen'.

The stories are very different from one another, with different art styles from well known comic artists, including Lucy Knisley, Jen Wang, Faith Erin Hicks, Aatmaja Pandya, and Reimena Yee! 'Adventure Time: Marceline' clearly loves Marceline the Vampire Queen and variety. It is like a box of chocolates.

I just wish there could have been more.

'Adventure Time: Marceline' - a touch of sadness and tragedy, that nonetheless has an enjoyable time with itself, and quickly learns to love itself again. Much like the character of Marceline. She lives, learns and loves herself through her loved ones, reconciliating with her past, and her music - her songwriting and her badass bass guitar/battle-axe.

She is awesome. She is an icon.

Heck, coincidently and incidentally, I bought a Marceline T-shirt in a shop the same day this comic was delivered to me.

The last of my 'Adventure Time' reviews, and I'm happy it is about Marceline.

For more of my own Marceline the Vampire Rock Queen and Slayer (and Princess Bonnibel Bubblegum!) box of chocolates reviews, read:


'Marceline Gone Adrift'

'Seeing Red'

'Marceline the Pirate Queen'

'Thunder Road'

'Marcy & Simon'

'Bitter Sweets'


Happy Halloween!

Final Score: 4/5