Thursday 31 December 2020

New Year Message 2020

Happy New Year. Or try for one. Try to keep going and move forward. It's all we can do.

That's all I've got. 2020 doesn't deserve a big commemorative message. It doesn't deserve anything. I'm living in the UK right now and there are fireworks going off outside, but there is absolutely nothing to celebrate here.

When you're at your lowest point, hope is all you have. So I mean it in earnest when I say: Never give up hope. Hope is part of being human.

I won't bother to make any final lists to close the year out, like I did in the past. Why should I, when no one visits this blog anyway?

According to Goodreads I've read 200 books in 2020, and some of them are rereads. Surprise that I had a lot of free time on my hands this year.

I hardly have any plans for 2021, and that includes reading more books. There's only a few that are yet to be published that I've got my eye on, but that's it. I've pretty much given up reading, unless I'm rereading old favourites if I've got nothing else I want to do. No looking forward to seeing any movies, either. Toxic fandoms and people (especially towards movies with female protagonists) are still a thing. So is misogyny. We have learned nothing. 

I don't care anymore.

I'm completely drained.

Well, that's all for 2020. And for Artemis Crescent's blog; I'll post much less frequently from now on.

2021 - Let us always hope for a better future, if not a better year.

Take care, and good night.

Book Review - 'Lolly Willowes' by Sylvia Townsend Warner

2023 REREAD: It took me days to finish this 160-page novella, and I barely managed 100 pages before giving up. Life's too short, and I've got other books to read.

Indeed, 'Lolly Willowes' is a very meandering book where nothing happens much, that tends towards going off topic, changing its course and ways, non sequiturs, and inconsistencies, and the writing - the language used - is nonsense and gibberish, even accounting for the time period it was written in. There is shockingly little development for the characters, the settings, the time skips, and for what passes as a "plot" here; it's totally different from what I remember in my first reading. For such a slow novella, it rushes (and forgets about) a lot of its content.

Still, it has a nice, simple English countryside atmosphere - a general feel of it - that I find to be charming, so 'Lolly' isn't a total waste to me. Also it is outstandingly progressive for its time, in terms of social justice. Feminist, witchy, woodsy, countryside, holiday-ish, and plant-and-herbal-loving. It should have been my cup of tea, my breather, during my downtime. Sadly, I need more to entertain me, and far better, more focused writing.

Final Score: 3.5/5





Original Reivew:



It's a miracle that my last read of 2020 would be a book I would love. Even more so after a string of disappointments. If 'Lolly Willowes' didn't cure my depression, it may have cured my reading slump. Or maybe both miracles and mercies exist.

'Lolly Willowes', by queer British novelist and poet Sylvia Townsend Warner, published in 1926, brought me back to my own youth and the times spent with my family on holiday visits to the country. It also brought on melancholy over the fact that time goes by, and those carefree days connecting with my loving extended family, with their rich histories and stories, and away from the horrors of the rest of the year at school, are long gone. They're just memories. That I can't now physically visit most of my family members who are still alive makes the feeling of nostalgia and loss all the more profound. I long to capture that bright, sunny and innocent attachment soon.

This beautiful and humanly written piece blooms like the best of blossoms in the country. Remember how interesting every plant was when you went out exploring as a child? How every bark, branch and leaf on every tree you climbed was different? How easily we forget the newness and fresh excitement of horticulture.

Sylvia Townsend Warner was right: 'Lolly Willowes' is a polished sword that is greater than the pretty markings on its blade. "Greater than the sum of its parts", or "surface levels don't matter", don't cut it.

'Lolly Willowes' is more than a tale of coming-of-age - when aged from birth to forty-seven-years old - and of how times change, relationships with family change, and how one copes and moves on from death; yet oneself hardly changes, and the crushing boredom of a wasting life that comes with being static. The novella is also about witchcraft (though that feature isn't fully pronounced until the last fifty pages; it's a subtle build up), and the roles women play in society. Tedious, limited, boxed roles that the patriarchy has forced them into. Is it any wonder that most women do indeed turn to witchcraft, for a bit of freedom and expression? Even the Devil himself may grant them more leisure to just do whatever the hell they like than the human-made patriarchal system does.

Laura Willowes ("Lolly" or "Aunt Lolly" to her family) is an early 20th century spinster who, after her father's death, has lived in London with her brother and sister-in-law and nieces for nearly two decades. Her family has taken for granted that she'll stay with them forever, doing the same things every day, happy with her lot in life. No job, no property of her own, Laura is just the aunt, the caregiver, the babysitter, and the cleaner. Little do the proud Willowes' know how much yearning, how much desperation, how much living, is fighting to burst from within Laura. She doesn't want to be tied down to her loving yet somewhat thoughtless family; she wants to be alone, to live alone. In the country with all the hills, footpaths, flowers, trees and herbs.

However, it's difficult to undertake a lifestyle change and go out and do what you want during a world war. But surely delayed and detained plans can be renewed after all those years?

So, after buying books and a map, and doing library research, Laura up and moves to Great Mop, to everyone's shock. There, her life will change in ways even she would never expect.

Will Laura Willowes, a forty-seven-year-old woman, finally find happiness and contentment?

She's always been a simple woman, yet sharper and more observant than anyone thinks. She has ambitions and hobbies of her own, such as drawing, reading, walking around and mixing herbs. Helping people in all sorts of tasks was formed in her out of habit, too. But forming long-lasting bonds with people, and friendship, have never been a concern of hers. In fact she's okay with forgetting about most people in her life, preferring her alone time (there's the subtext that Laura might be asexual as well as introverted - never necessarily that she has some sort of antisocial personality disorder). There's a tingling of a dark side to her, which I like; her selfishness is what makes her human, and relatable and irresistible (who could blame her for how she turned out after a lifetime of helping others, in fear of being a burden, and receiving little fulfilment in return?). She's never been religiously-inclined; she only went to church in London for her family's sake, which is unique for a woman of her time.

Laura is independence personified.

Being a witch might be her true calling after all.

Even when Satan comes to call on her, in whatever form he takes, she will make her desire for independence and freedom known. Because it's her life, and it belongs to no one else.

Many women can relate to Laura "Lolly" Willowes and her story, at any time, and any place. It's so rich, real and alive, that it's breathtaking, even accounting for the witchcraft and Satanism aspect. It is one of the crowning, willowy, ivy-league jewels of early 20th century feminist literature, and I hadn't even heard of it until I read Pam Grossman's 'Waking the Witch', which also praises it in great detail. Thank you, Ms Grossman, for this particular witchy recommendation.

'Lolly Willowes' - what a wonderfully written novella. It's a feminist's, and witch's, love letter, felt not only for its title character, but for every woman in it, and the subversive roles they play, like in the secluded country, free from the rest of the world. For me it leaves a positive mark for the end of this year, coming totally unexpected, with me holding no expectations for it whatsoever. Pleasantly surprised doesn't begin to cover it.

There it is, my final review of 2020. All I have left to say is: read as many good books as you can, that you enjoy, that hold meaning for you, and that give far more than take. And as I've reiterated before and will continue to do so, to every single person on earth: stay safe, stay strong, stay loving, stay caring, stay selfless.

Happy New Year, said with the kindest regards, and the deepest sincerity.

Final Score: 4.5/5

Friday 25 December 2020

Christmas 2020 Update

Hope you all had a lovely day and night, spent however you want it, despite everything this year. We'll manage, as we always do. We'll get through this, as we've always had. See my Christmas message here.

So my area is in lockdown - for the third time. I'm spending Christmas and the New Year in quarantine. To see my family in person and on Zoom and other devices is a blessing.

I've watched films and shorts on Netflix - my recent favourites being The Willoughbys and Enola Holmes. Most notably I've been binging Christmas movies and specials, a lot of them I never saw as a child for whatever reason. Some are bad, some are outright, painfully terrible, some are mediocre, but some I have enjoyed. These hits have helped to put me in the festive holiday spirit - the spirit of giving, of warmth, of love, and of positivity and caring in the darkest of times - which I know I can never give up on. I have loved classics such as Miracle on 34th Street (1947), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966), and Arthur Christmas.

And for the first time ever, I saw a Barbie movie! No, I've seen seven! Barbie in the Nutcracker, Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus, and Barbie and the Three Musketeers are my favourites. They're really not bad, and can be good entertainment for kids - boys and girls and nonbinary people.

I've also recently watched the anime Zombie Land Saga (wow how long has it been since I sat down and watched an anime?), and Hilda season two. And I'm reading a string of disappointing books. What a happy year that won't ultimately drain the bookworm spirit out of me, if not the Christmas spirit!

That is my update for Christmas; as we near the end of the year. 

Seasons greetings. As always, stay safe. Stay strong. Stay selfless. Stay caring. 

Never give up hope.

Happy Christmas 2020

Happy Christmas everyone! Happy Yuletide, Hanukkah, and other winter holidays and celebrations! In this, our Winter Solstice!

(Stay safe, stay thoughtful, stay generous, stay happy.)

Here are a few of my recent pics 🌲🎄⛇⛄☃❄❅❆🤶 xxx










Thursday 17 December 2020

Graphic Novel Review - 'Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess (The Mysteries of Enola Holmes #1)' by Serena Blasco, Nancy Springer

2023 EDIT:

Reread: Still pretty. So pretty, if too short.

I like this and the film, though not so much the original novel, which I have now read.

Final Score: 3.5/5





Original Review:



I wanted to know more about 'Enola Holmes' ever since I saw and enjoyed the film adaptation on Netflix. The original novel by Nancy Springer I currently have and will read soon, but first came the pretty graphic novel. The hardcover in English was hard to find online, but I got it eventually. And it was worth the wait.

The chic watercolour painted art is beautiful, and the characters and plot aren't bad either. The graphic novel is a short introduction to Enola Holmes, the spirited and precocious teenage sister of Sherlock Holmes, and her quest to solve the mystery of her missing mother. It's also a short adaptation of 'The Case of the Missing Marquess'; it's a side case that Enola spontaneously takes while on her way to finding her mother, who may well be a suffragette.

Commentary on living as a girl and a woman in Victorian times is abound. Enola even finds a positive use for wearing the torture device known as the corset - it's not for fainting attractively anymore! she can hide things inside it, and fix it up as a knife proof and bulletproof vest!

Included at the end of this first issue is Enola's scrapbook, containing clues, writings, observations, pictures, and a list of flowers and their meanings - the artwork does these majestic beauties justice!

Enola Holmes, his much younger sister; and Christie Hope from the manga 'Young Miss Holmes', his niece - modernizing Sherlock to have young female relatives who are every bit the detectives he is (and who are good, kind and caring as well as intelligent) is a spitfire and enticing feminist take on the character. Burn in hell, BBC's Sherlock, and Steven Moffat, you sexist and disgrace.

'Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess' by Serena Blasco - A very colourful start to the series. A sweet and precious Victorian feminist detective comic.

Final Score: 4/5

Sunday 13 December 2020

Graphic Novel Review - 'Hilda and the Mountain King (Hilda #6)' by Luke Pearson

The final (for now) 'Hilda' comic - and wow! It is my favourite.

I'll go about writing this review without revealing any direct spoilers, but I will start by saying that 'Hilda and the Mountain King' might be one of the best, most well-written fantasy stories I've encountered in recent memory. The stakes have never been higher - externally and internally - and it's so emotional, heartfelt and genuine! How daring and quite scary. In addition, what a beautifully told story about tolerance and equality, and not using violence, fear and hatred to solve conflicts.

Okay, one slight spoiler: The main theme of 'Mountain King' is that a mother's love is the most powerful thing that exists. And don't mess with Mother Nature, whatever you do.

Hilda and her mum won't be the only characters who receive a happy ending (they more than deserve it). And thank goodness there is no romance so far in the series in any shape or form. Subversive storytelling - in bountiful ways - at its finest. What simple yet outstanding approaches 'Hilda' takes!

Dramatic and wonderful. Great job, Luke Pearson, in creating a fantastic character and book.

Final Score: 5/5

Graphic Novel Review - 'Hilda and the Stone Forest (Hilda #5)' by Luke Pearson

A dark, dramatic, clever and tearful instalment - and the comic series will only become darker, cleverer and more touching.

Now we come to the storyline that the first season of the Netflix series didn't adapt. It's all about the feared stone trolls in the mountains. It's about how they live and behave in their society; how their varied relationships with one another work (it's dysfunctional, disorganised, and mostly hostile); and what their lore and history is.

And at the heart of this adventure, this danger, this strangest and most fantastical of situations, is the mother-and-daughter relationship drama.

Hilda and her mother have such a complex, rocky, yet touching and realistic bond. Mum is not "just Mum". She is not just someone for Hilda to home to for food and bed after another adventure: Mum is with her daughter when they end up trapped with the deadly trolls in the mountains (she had grounded Hilda for her many escapades), and together they will bravely find a way out and back home. They do work brilliantly together; and love each other dearly.

(Also included are Frida, David, elves, a ground stump creature, the raven, and Hilda's Tontu the Nisse in cameo appearances.)

But even after that perilous ordeal, Hilda and Mum's troubles are far from over. Their love will be put further to the test - not to mention the very fate of Trollberg will be in their hands - in the sixth and currently final 'Hilda' comic, 'Hilda and the Mountain King'.

Final Score: 4.5/5

Graphic Novel Review - 'Hilda and the Black Hound (Hilda #4)' by Luke Pearson

A fun and exciting mystery!

'Hilda and the Black Hound' is also the first appearance of the Sparrow Scouts, and of David and Frida, who are not nearly as prominent in the comics as they are in the cartoon adaptation. Hilda barely has any human friends yet (and we know absolutely nothing of her school life). But her place in the Sparrow Scouts, and her trying to please her mum with the number of badges she earns, and failing miserably, are a significant focus in the story; alongside the foreboding giant black hound, and the Nisse, and their connection.

But things are just starting to be portentous. Get ready for the next instalment, 'Hilda and the Stone Forest'.

Final Score: 4.5/5

Graphic Novel Review - 'Hilda and the Bird Parade (Hilda #3)' by Luke Pearson

'Hilda and the Bird Parade' is not as good as its predecessor, 'Hilda and the Midnight Giant', nor its sequel comic issues, but it is still a fun experience.

Welcome to Trollberg. It's Hilda's first time living in a town, and as such living near other people, not only magical creatures. What new observations will she discover? What people will she meet? What possible creatures will she find in this crowded, messy, noisy, and light-polluted human environment?

There's the start of a fresh development between Hilda and her mum, who has become stricter and more protective of her outgoing daughter since moving from hermitage into a town; into a society. It's a big change from the mountains and the outskirts of Trollberg. It's not an easy situation for a parent to deal with, when her child loves getting lost and not knowing where she's going - it's more adventurous that way!

I love their odd but nonetheless real relationship. Any other fantasy series would have made Hilda an orphan, in order for her to not have to deal with familial and caring authority figures, and she can just do whatever she wants all the time, for her stories to progress. That's not the case here. Hilda's mother clearly loves and cares for her, and she is a character in her own right and not simply an obstacle for the young heroine to overcome. She is one of the best fictional mothers I've seen in recent media - one of the best fictional single mothers I've seen (how often do they get represented? And in children's media at that?).

'Hilda' contains a positive, touching and normal (considering the circumstances) mother-and-daughter relationship, and it is a major focus in the series - this is one of its many accolades. Compared to that, the raven and his story in 'Bird Parade' aren't nearly as interesting.

I can't wait for more. Hilda's mum is as much a main character as her daughter - and is as much a reason to read this series as the fantasy elements.

Final Score: 4/5

Graphic Novel Review - 'Hilda and the Midnight Giant (Hilda #2)' by Luke Pearson

Luke Pearson's 'Hilda' (or 'Hildafolk') series gets better and better with each subsequent comic. In 'Hilda and the Midnight Giant', there are, of course, giants, tiny little elves, woffs, nittens, and other majestic creatures living near the mountains - all with their own communities, rules, laws, histories and folklore.

That is just the beginning of the magic.

You really do end up caring a lot for the young, exuberant, bucolic, idyllic, and brave adventurer Hilda, and her mum.

Funny, clever and charming, and enough for readers to desperately want to come back for more.

What a joy how good and popular this British fantasy/folktale comic and cartoon series is; and with a female protagonist, and for all ages and backgrounds.

Final Score: 4.5/5

Book Review - 'Hilda's Sparrow Scout Badge Guide (Hilda Tie-In)' by Emily Hibbs, Zelda Turner

A very fun, funny, substantial and charming activity book for 'Hilda' fans, for kids, for outdoor lovers, for the creative and practical, and for fantasy lovers of all ages.

'Hilda's Sparrow Scout Badge Guide' follows the TV series very closely and faithfully (so be warned, there are spoilers). It makes me wish that scouts were a common enough thing for me to get involved in back when I was a lonely, socially awkward and discouraged kid. I'd have liked to have been given badges of honour; cute little items signifying achievements. Among the many other things that 'Hilda' reminds me of, it is like 'Pokémon'. Or 'Mushishi'. 'Hilda' is nostalgic and modern all at once.

I love that the mysterious, young and cool goth librarian gets a mention, too.

Happy 700th Artemis Crescent review! And of a new book that I adore!

Final Score: 5/5

Book Review - 'The Complete Adventures of Charlie and Mr Willy Wonka' by Roald Dahl

A colourful, inventive, creative nostalgia roller coaster.

It's a treat to revisit Roald Dahl and watch his books' film adaptations after all these years - and at Christmas. See my review of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' here for more. Including the hilarious, slightly sinister and mad chocolatey goodness for kids.

Although, in reading 'The Complete Adventures of Charlie and Mr Willy Wonka', which includes the sequel, 'Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator', I can see why that was never adapted into film. It is completely, utterly, 100% bonkers. Who knew what Roald Dahl was on when he wrote that. And it is entirely possible that he was watching 'Star Trek' at the time of writing it. Ironic given his books' hatred of television.

But go with the flow and keep going, and you are in for tasty, outlandish fun. It'll make you feel like a child again; at Christmas and eating as many candies and chocolates as you like.

Final Score: 3.5/5

Sunday 6 December 2020

Graphic Novel Review - 'Mega Princess' by Kelly Thompson (Writer), Brianne Drouhard (Artist), M. Victoria Robado (Colourist), Warren Montgomery (Letterer)

It's 'Phoebe and Her Unicorn' meets 'Princeless' meets 'Nancy Drew' meets 'Shrek', and it's all magical kingdoms and mermaids and dragons and talking animals and fairy godmothers and sorceresses and all that good Disney Princess-esque pomp!

Far from being that puerile, 'Mega Princess' is funny, smart, charming, colourful, delightful and splendid. It's a story about Princess Maxine "Max" I of Titan, an aspiring detective who, on her tenth birthday, ends up not only meeting her fairy godmother, but trying to find her kidnapped baby brother, Bobs.

She is determined to solve the mystery of his whereabouts, and to save him. Together with her reluctant and bickering steed Justine (aka "Jerk pony"), Max braves shrinking herself to meet tiny people and bugs; riddling with a fox; going into the ocean and transforming into a mermaid; growing long Rapunzel hair; and transforming into a little swan on a moat full of frogs - these are "the powers of all princesses everywhere", gifted to her by her young and cool goth fairy godmother, Amber. Hence the name, "Mega Princess".

What a versatile fairy tale parody! 'Mega Princess' is great as a standalone comic, but it would make an awesome children's cartoon series as well. All of the characters are hilarious, sweet and adorable - even Justine, who for a pony is exactly like a sulky older sister who seems only talented at sarcasm, but she's goodhearted, and she warms to Max. The little princess has terrific and concerned parents to boot.

Points for diversity in making Max mixed-race, and some other characters dark-skinned.

'Mega Princess' is also a medieval-aesthetical fairy tale with pop culture references (Max loves Sherlock Holmes, Philip Marlowe and Miss Marple, and Justine loves 'The Wizard of Oz' and hasn't seen many other movies). Just go with the flow, and roll with it.

It has a particularly funny and touching payoff involving a hedgehog, too. Read the comic to find out what I'm talking about.

Princess detectives all the way! Who knows what other takes on fantasy princesses in the media I'll discover on my quest...

Final Score: 4/5

Graphic Novel Review - 'Hilda and the Troll' by Luke Pearson

'It was [...] overall pretty traumatic...But...Such is the life of the adventurer.'



'Hilda and the Troll' - a sweet, humble, rustic, woodsy, and charming little countryside fantasy book. It's a good start to the comic series, and a must-read if you're a fan of the Netflix series as well.

It's a contemporary fairy tale, about an avid, intrepid little blue-haired girl and her adventures and the extraordinary creatures she meets. Hilda is just what a child left to her own devices by her pretty chill and loving mum would be like.

'Hilda and the Troll' reminds me of the best of nineties Nickelodeon cartoons. It's not so simplistic, as the artwork reveals more raw details than perhaps first meets the eye. (Though I'm still wondering if Hilda always had Twig as a pet, or if she literally met him at the start when she set up a tent in the rain.)

If you read one, you've got to read them all. I will be continuing this series, as I will the animated TV adaptation, which tells the comic's events only a little differently and in a different order.

Final Score: 3.5/5

Tuesday 1 December 2020

Scribble #122

The moment when you truly feel the weight of time and it catching up to you: Seeing your parents' hands wrinkle and show veins in old age.


Love and connect. Take nothing and no one for granted.


Whenever a man or boy is angry, for whatever reason, it is treated as normal; just part of his character; just who he is. But whenever a woman or girl is angry, no matter how justified it is, we are made to think that there is something wrong with her. Teach girls that it is ok to be angry at injustices - she can "lash out" (something that men are never accused of doing), and people should attempt to empathise with her, no judgement, no vilification. Teach boys not to be angry for small, illogical, irrational, petty, and/or unfounded reasons, for there will - there should - be consequences for their words and actions. Teach them to say "sorry" more, and stop making girls feel so guilty for existing that they say "sorry" constantly, even when they've done nothing wrong.


What should be the universal attitude when it comes to the LBTGQ community - heck, to everyone: No one cares who you are attracted to. No one. It's no one's business but your own.


There are no two groups of friends who are more reliable, more comforting, more reassuring, more warm, and who will give you your space, your alone time, and their presence whenever they are needed, than: Cats and books.


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