In celebration of me finally unsubscribing to Disney+, I have decided to list my favourite episodes of the show that never ends, The Simpsons.
I managed to watch all 37 seasons (current time) in three months (I don't have much of a life at the moment), and I have to say, with 800+ episodes, there are only, like, twelve that I hate with every fibre of my existence, so that's got to be a good sign for such a long-running show!
The Simpsons is a huge part of my whole life. It pretty much shaped the best parts of who I am as a person. I watched it religiously when I was little, up to after my university years. I gradually stopped watching at season 26. But now, after seeing all of it (current time) on Disney+ (and yes I know about that banned and removed episode from season 3, and all I'll say is it definitely shouldn't be banned), I can countdown my favourite episodes.
I've narrowed them down to 50 - it certainly wasn't easy! A lot of The Simpsons - especially in the earlier, classic seasons of the 90s, I admit - are nonstop comedy magic gold - yes, gold that is also magical - and I can't get enough of them. They are the keys to happiness and laughter.
Yeah, this animated comedy series remains one of my favourite TV shows, despite its many problems, frustrations, and seasonal rots (and rises, let's be fair). That's just what inevitably happens when a once beloved and critically acclaimed show (especially a comedy, and an animated comedy) (and even when said animated comedy isn't good, but it wheezes on anyway like a corpse that desperately wants to die but the powers that be won't let it) goes on for too long; far longer, inexplicably, than it needs to. But in the case of The Simpsons, there are more hits than misses, in my opinion.
And in the interest of fairness, on my favourites list I've included at least one episode per season. I do have one favourite or two in the later, more modern seasons, even if I don't care for the rest.
Oh, and no 'Treehouse of Horror' eps will be on here. There are too many! And they are noncanonical, anyway. Besides, everybody knows that 'The Shinning' is the best 'Treehouse of Horror' ever.
You might clock on to my personal tastes and interests based on my inclusions and the order I've put them in (from my absolute favourite of all time (1) to my not-so-least favourite (50)).
Without further ado, here are my Top 50 Favourite The Simpsons Episodes:
1. Lisa's Substitute (Season 2, episode 19)
2. Cape Feare (Season 5, episode 2)
3. The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show (Season 8, episode 14)
4. Marge vs. the Monorail (Season 4, episode 12)
5. Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Season 6, episode 25 (Part One), and season 7, episode 1 (Part Two))
6. Lisa's Wedding (Season 6, episode 19)
7. The Day the Violence Died (Season 7, episode 18)
8. Mother Simpson (Season 7, episode 8)
9. Lisa's First Word (Season 4, episode 10)
10. Bart's Friend Falls in Love (Season 3, episode 23)
11. 22 Short Films About Springfield (Season 7, episode 21)
12. Last Exit to Springfield (Season 4, episode 17)
13. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Season 6, episode 20)
14. Homer the Great (Season 6, episode 12)
15. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy (Season 5, episode 14)
16. Burns' Heir (Season 5, episode 18)
17. The Boy Who Knew Too Much (Season 5, episode 20)
18. I Am Furious (Yellow) (Season 13, episode 18)
19. Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (Season 15, episode 12)
20. A Mid-Childhood Night's Dream (Season 35, episode 2)
21. Once Upon a Time in Springfield (Season 21, episode 10)
22. Moaning Lisa (Season 1, episode 6)
23. Homer the Whopper (Season 21, episode 1)
24. Lisa the Vegetarian (Season 7, episode 5)
25. Springfield Splendor (Season 29, episode 2)
26. Adventures in Baby-Getting (Season 24, episode 3)
27. Four Great Women and a Manicure (Season 20, episode 20)
28. Gone Maggie Gone (Season 20, episode 13)
29. Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) (Season 18, episode 7)
30. Lard of the Dance (Season 10, episode 1)
31. Halloween of Horror (Season 27, episode 4)
32. The Dad Who Knew Too Little (Season 14, episode 8)
33. Lost Our Lisa (Season 9, episode 24)
34. Last Tap Dance in Springfield (Season 11, episode 20)
35. Mad About the Toy (Season 30, episode 11)
36. Lisa the Tree Hugger (Season 12, episode 4)
37. Bart's New Friend (Season 26, episode 11)
38. The Kid Is All Right (Season 25, episode 6)
39. The Last of the Red Hat Mamas (Season 17, episode 7)
40. Midnight Towboy (Season 19, episode 3)
41. Replaceable You (Season 23, episode 4)
42. Lisa's Belly (Season 33, episode 5)
43. Thrifty Ways to Thieve Your Mother (Season 37, episode 1)
44. Uncut Femmes (Season 32, episode 17)
45. There Will Be Buds (Season 28, episode 6)
46. Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life (Season 22, episode 5)
47. A Star Is Torn (Season 16, episode 18)
48. The Hateful Eight-Year-Olds (Season 31, episode 21)
49. The King of Nice (Season 34, episode 4)
50. Women in Shorts (Season 36, episode 6)
I was going to end on writing some negative points about The Simpsons, or at least some observations I have made that are mostly negative. But you know what? There is already so much negativity and hate in the world, and it is destroying so many things we love and take for granted. Let us stop the hate and divisiveness, the pointless, meaningless conflicts and wars, the fearmongering and profiteering, the ignorance and self-indulgence, the consumerism and capitalism, the greed and malice, and focus more on the positives in life.
So I will try not to be angry anymore. I will not express it caustically, callously, and irresponsibly, without fully processing my feelings and thoughts, and I will not dwell on hate. Hate and rage are ugly, oppressive, stressful, and self-destructive, and they help no one. I will not swear anymore, either.
I will love, and keep on loving. Keep on loving everyone.
Relax. Keep calm. Express yourself calmly, rationally and reasonably. Move on with your life. Keep on living.
I will end this post about The Simpsons by saying: Lisa Simpson is great and she was right about everything all along (can you tell how much I love her by how many Lisa episodes are my faves?). And Maggie Simpson is an unsung, silent, overlooked hero.
I will end this post about celebrating ending Disney+'s thrall over me by saying: good riddance, and the other TV shows I watched after The Simpsons - Hamster & Gretel, The Little Mermaid, Sofia the First: Royal Magic, Iwájú, and a re-re-re-rewatch of The Owl House (of course), among other things, plus the Tinker Bell movies - most of them are okay.
One last fun Disney+ fact: After all these years, I finally learned to love Disney's The Little Mermaid (1989). Part of the world reason is a better appreciation, after watching the terrible Splash (1984).
No one is a minority. No one is inferior. No one is "lesser". No one deserves to be treated as less than. No one deserves to be mistreated and abused. Everybody deserves to be treated with respect as human beings. Everybody has autonomy and rights. Everybody deserves to be treated as equals.
Remember the timeless, healthy, beautiful power of love, and kindness, compassion, caring and sharing.
I love you all.
Artemis Crescent, signing - splashing, swishing, sparkling, twinkling, waving, dancing - out.