Saturday, 14 March 2026

Forthwrite Women's Festival of Writing 2026 - My Showcase Piece

Learn from Great Women, Real and Fictional




Fear an Independent Woman - a haiku


Whore. Witch.

They call me names,

They sentence me to death.

They wanted to

For a long time before,

As I kept to myself.

I'm different.

Slut. Witch.



Alice Oseman - Rainbow Haikus


Alice Oseman's books

and comics I so relate,

They give love and hope.


Her works are sunshine,

Even through rain and thunder

There is a rainbow.


Always a rainbow

And it shines on everyone,

All flags included.


Representation

Inclusion and love and help,

That's Rainbow Alice.



A couple more haikus


Orchid Ness has phoned

She is never without mates

She is close with none.


Nisa No-nonsense

That is what she calls herself

In her noble voice.



Scoup!


My mother always schooled and scolded me about my use of language, and that I should never swear. So I'll say that I was too irate to scoup across the ballroom that fine afternoon. My dress was stiff and itchy - why did I need to wear the monstrous thing at rehearsals? - and the elderberry in my hair making me smell nice and juicy, barely covering up my sweat, was all that was keeping me from storming off, really swearing my head off.


So I thought to just tell mother that I had a fever - partly true thanks to the dress - and like the most honest party guest in the world, I voiced my ailment - also known as an innuendo for boredom - to my dance instructor, and did a leaver, my head not off but held high, all poised. With my gloved hands I pushed the heavy doors open and swanned out, and then pulled the elderberry out of my hair and ate it.


How's that for ladylike?


And who the fuck decided that should be one word?



I Love Being a Woman, No Matter How Much the World Doesn't Want Me To


Women are magic. Women are strong. Women are resilient. Women can survive anything.


Absolutely anything.


Women can know anything. Women can do whatever they want.


No one can survive anything without women.


We need each other. You need us.


You need us more than we need you. Deal with it.


We all - all genders - need each other - need to respect and love each other, to learn from each other, with no judgement and hate - to survive.


The more we learn from each others' differences, the more we realise that we are all, in fact, the same. The more we love each other, the more we love ourselves in the process.


Difference is good. Difference is a gateway to enlightenment and true, fulfilling happiness. 


Empathy is realising that everybody is different, and it’s one of the keys to happiness. Difference is natural, it is what it is; it opens your mind and heart and makes you consider what it means to be human and alive in the world.


Difference is a path to freedom. Difference is love.


As usual, no one's existence should be up for BS, arbitrary political debate. And no one deserves violence and erasure. No one - and no history - deserves erasure and banning.


Listen to everyone and everything around you.


Listen to your brain and your heart. Do what's right.


Let empathy in. Learn that every woman, every gender, deserves love.




Sunday, 8 March 2026

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Women should run the world.

End division.

End authoritarianism.

End war.



Be kind, caring and compassionate.



Friday, 6 March 2026

Graphic Novel Review - 'Absolute Wonder Woman Vol. 2: As My Mothers Made Me' by Kelly Thompson (Writer), Hayden Sherman (Artist), Matías Bergara (Artist), Jordie Bellaire (Colourist), Becca Carey (Letterer)

I loved 'Absolute Wonder Woman Vol. 1: The Last Amazon' that much to want to pick up the sequel less than a year later.

It is as full of fantastic, breathtakingly gorgeous artwork, and brutality, blood, and well written drama, as the first volume. It continues to be a gut-puncher of a character arc for, and study of, this unique take on Wonder Woman - a witch, and a lost warrior princess, on a quest find her gods-forbidden Amazon origins, and her Amazon sisters. And herself.

Saving man's mortal world unflinchingly in the process, she is constantly moving between worlds, not knowing which one she truly belongs. Yet no matter how much tragedy, horror and evil - manmade and god-spawned - seeps through and blights her journey, and she desperately tries to fight it all off, Diana remains kind, benevolent, compassionate, and merciful; as a writer who knows and respects her character should let her be.

Now more than ever. In a man's world that is woefully, shamefully, depressingly unbalanced in favour of evil over good.

No matter what is obfuscated from her, and how many times she will have to face her deepest, darkest fears - in the form of monsters both literal and emblematic - Diana, champion and hope of the Greek goddesses, will never give up. She will sacrifice anything for others, including herself...

I personally don't find 'Absolute Wonder Woman Vol. 2: As My Mothers Made Me' to be as great as the issues of its predecessor, mainly because it is still an incomplete story (it feels very much like middle book syndrome), and I don't quite understand the volume's subtitle, as neither of Diana's mothers, Circe and Hippolyta (wow wouldn't they make an iconic pair of two gay mums bringing up Wonder Woman?), appear much, and they don't make that effective an impact in this chapter of the Amazon princess/goddess's life (as an adult, anyway, and not in the flashbacks to her childhood). But in a sense, they do. Subtly. I won't reveal more due to spoilers, but I'll say that the witch of the Wild Isle seems to be doing very well on her own, without either mummy. She's busy finding her exiled and trapped Amazon sisters at the moment...

Once again, Steve Trevor is the only human male in the whole story, and he is staunchly not Diana's love interest. Brilliant.

In conclusion, continue to read 'Absolute Wonder Woman', and continue to love this variant version of the world's most famous superheroine. It is darkness - and dark, ethereal beauty and mystery - with heart.

Modern, mid-2020s DC might win me over yet.

For my review of: 'Absolute Wonder Woman Vol. 1: The Last Amazon'.

Final Score: 4/5

Saturday, 28 February 2026

New media content criticism for my profile

On the basis of the last few books I've read this year, plus a few TV shows, I've found a couple tropes that still exist that I hate and are the kiss of death of a story for yours truly:

Nothing excuses child abuse. Nothing. Stop excusing bad parenting. Stop undermining and downplaying objectively horrible parenting. Don't try to "redeem" or let off the hook bad parents and guardians by gaslighting the audience into thinking that their words and actions against their children are "not that bad", or by never bringing up especially cutting moments of their abuse, hoping the audience will forget about them. Bring these grown adults to task. Call them out on their harmful, hateful, manipulative BS. Narcissistic, toxic parenting is tragically all too real and common, it's almost an epidemic. It leads to long-term, even lifelong, childhood trauma in so many people. In a fictional story, at least have adults apologise to children - to the new generation - by the end. Make it clear that the parents don't hate their kids for existing; for not being their narcissistic ideal of a "perfect" child. Let them know that their children are their own people. And stop it with the "they were only trying to protect their children by acting like evil c*nts" BS excuse. It's child abuse, and it's wrong.

On that note: Have characters apologise to their targets/victims for their wrongdoing. Saying "I'm sorry", and admitting to being wrong and having flaws to learn and grow from, seems to be a chronic fear that a lot of writers suffer from for some reason.

Redemption is more than saying "I'm sorry", but when a redemption arc is written well, it reminds people that they are responsible for their own actions. It lets them know they can call real people out when their entitlement and insecurities hurt others, or else these same selfish opportunists will take it as permission to get worse. They will always find a way to be worse. They will never be happy and satisfied in their evil. Don't give them an inch.

And adults and authority figures keeping secrets from the main characters, usually children, for no good reason other than it gives the story a mystery and intrigue to be invested in, is still a frustrating and annoying cliché that needs to die.

Never allow love interests or potential love interests to willingly hurt a character, especially physically, violently, as a choice they made, for any reason (it's usually done through plot contrivance), and don't make it worse by, again, not having the attacker apologise to the victim.

One more thing: Please keep characters - character traits - consistent throughout their story. Keep it in their development and growth, in ways that make sense to them.

See this new content on my 'About Moi' page!



Oh, and:

The most fundamental fact of life: If you reward horrible people for doing horrible things, they are going to keep doing horrible things. Stop rewarding them and letting them go unpunished.

When you weaponize your privilege, loudly, against others, in order to oppress minorities further, and to maintain your "superiority" in human existence, you are not a good person. You are a weak, desperate, pathetic, abusive, unhappy, loveless oppressor and predator, no better than colonisers, tyrants and genocidal dictators.

Never allow a society to exist that rewards greed, cruelty and anti-intellectualism, and punishes the victims of a caste system. Of a fascist government.

Allowing billionaires and homeless people to exist at the same time is f*cked up. You realise this, right?



Wednesday, 25 February 2026

Book Review - 'The Owl House: Hex-cellent Tales from The Boiling Isles' by Steve Behling (Adaptor), John Bailey Owen (Original Writer), Dana Terrace (Original Writer and Creator)

Don't mind me, I'm just having my fill of content from my favourite show of all time as I wait for 'The Long-Lived King' (2026) graphic novel to be published.

I could go on forever about everything I love about 'The Owl House', and how it shaped me as a person, a storyteller, an animation fan, a fantasy fan, a witch fan, and its recipient of joy and hope given to the world - it's no exaggeration that, along with 'She-Ra and the Princesses of Power' and 'Heartstopper', it pretty much helped me to survive adulthood, not to mention the 2020 pandemic - but I'll keep it short and to the point for the purposes of this review, of a short but funny little book, 'The Owl House: Hex-cellent Tales from The Boiling Isles'.

It's a chapter book that basically retells the season one episodes 'I Was a Teenage Abomination' and 'Adventures in the Elements', dialogue and all, with black and white screencaps from the show throughout, and it can be read in under an hour. Little King reluctantly exposits and brings us up to speed in between the stories, in his own King way. What humour and heart is put into this!

If I have to guess why these episodes specifically were chosen, it would be because of the theme of schooling and learning lessons from mentors, for this official Scholastic/school library-type product. And it's Disney Press, so of course at this point it would be "safe" in its LBGTQ+ content, the cowards. But there is the friendship and found family theme, as well, and the famous Luz Noceda and Amity Blight (Lumity!) are shown to be getting closer in 'Adventures in the Elements', as is faithful to their relationship development. The "school" stuff is far more fun than it sounds, at least.

'Hex-cellent Tales from the Boiling Isles' ends as it should: with the best jokes from King and Hooty.

I would love for there to have been more 'The Owl House' reading material like this. Chapter books of other episodes. A guidebook/worldbuilding book/scrapbook/spell book. Azura chapter samples. But oh well. Disney is terrible; the stale, cowardly, conservative, capitalist tools running it and eating themselves alive never know or care when they have a good thing. They never care for originality and risk.

'The Owl House' - I love and adore you. And so do all your loyal fans after these years. Fans you gave hope, progress, representation and understanding to when they needed them the most. You - and Dana Terrace, whom we all appreciate for everything they are doing - are a beacon; a miracle of a cartoon show and creator.

We cannot wait to see you again soon. You more than deserve to come back.

Final Score (for 'Hex-cellent Tales'): 4/5

Thursday, 19 February 2026

Non-Fiction Book Review - 'How to Be a Witch' by Gabrielle Balkan (Writer), Shana Gozansky (Writer), Carmen Saldaña (Illustrator)

What a lovely, sweet picture book that's a contemporary, introductory guide to real witches and witchcraft for children. I can't believe I'd never heard of it until a few days ago - I just happened to see it on another person's Goodreads shelf. Thank you for that, fellow witchy reader!

'How to Be a Witch' is very inclusive and diverse, which is another reason to love it; that and the adorable, warm and colourful pencilled, illustrious illustrations, the facts - including lots on nature - and the small spells to start with at the book's coda.

'How to Be a Witch' - 'Anyone can be a witch - even you!'


'Witches are people who learn and practice magic,
and use their magic to help and to heal.
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'There's magic inside you, too.
You are brave and bold, creative and smart, caring
and powerful, just as all witches are. So...

Step out into nature, gather your tools, stir up your
potions, create your spells, focus your mind, feel
your power, and share your magic with the world!
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Other recommended witchy picture books: 'Sunday The Sea Witch''Witch in Training''The Witchling's Wish''Leila, the Perfect Witch''Once Upon a Witch's Broom''The Witching Hour''My Mummy is a Witch''Witch Hazel''A Spoonful of Frogs', and 'Little Witch's To-Do List'.

Final Score: 4/5

Monday, 16 February 2026

Book Review - 'I Am NOT a Prince' by Rachael Davis (Writer), Beatrix Hatcher (Illustrator)

Oh, what a delightful, colourful and cute kids' LBGTQ+ fairy tale picture book!

'I Am NOT a Prince' truly is a darling and daringly-told queer coming-of-age tale, all about a little froggy.

I'm not usually into animal stories - much less the often disingenuous and insincere 'animals as metaphor in place of social issues' stories - but this is lovely, infectious and irresistible.

Among its many adorable features are rainbows, an owl, a bear, a lizard wizard (heh), dragons, unicorns, mermaids, princesses, and a ladybug on every page. The rhyming is adorable, too.

(How clever, also, that no gendered pronouns are assigned to Hopp the frog throughout the book.)

'I Am NOT a Prince' - one of the best, most charming LBGTQ+ children's picture books out there, alongside 'A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo''And Tango Makes Three''Prince & Knight''My Magic Family''My Shadow is Pink'''Twas the Night Before Pride''Steven Universe: The Answer''The Big Day''Cinder & Ella''Maiden & Princess''Heather Has Two Mummies''Molly's Family''Love, Violet''Itty-Bitty Kitty-Corn', 'Marley's Pride', and 'ABC Pride'.

Anyone can be a hero. And a hero for self-acceptance, self-love, and pride.

And I think I really like frogs. They're cute, aren't they?

Free cheers for diverse princesses! Hip hop hooray!

Hops away!

Final Score: 5/5