Insult/Comeback: "Why don't you staple your dick to your scrotum? No one will notice it, even when you have an erection. It'll be harder to jerk off in inappropriate places and to put it where it's not wanted. It'll solve all the world's problems!"
"Rat faeces" is also a good insult.
How crude!
I dream of menus at restaurants that smell of strawberries. Menus that are multicoloured, with multichoice smells. Subliminal and profitable!
But mostly I dream of fluffy slippers and marshmallows in cream and hot chocolate. And kittens.
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