Friday 28 November 2014

Book Review - 'Scorch (Croak, #2)' by Gina Damico

2021 EDIT: I skimmed this after rereading the first book. It took hours, and I've read enough.

SO MUCH SLUT SHAMING AND INTERNALISED MISOGYNY IN THIS SERIES! It's ridiculous. Plus I was right: Norwood and Heloise are too much. Good and funny parts aside, 'Scorch' is infuriating to no end. There's no enjoyment to be had here; misery overwhelms absolutely everything. In fiction, particularly "comedies", I really don't want to be reminded of anything relating to real life in terms of politics and how humans in groups (read: mob mentality) work. I don't want to be reminded of how evil people are. I don't want to be reminded of how stupid people are. Reality is already mean-spirited and imbecilic enough.

And I hate Ferbus so, so much.

Final Score: 3/5





Original Review:



A dark, hilarious and shocking follow-up to 'Croak'. Readers may have to be patient throughout most of ‘Scorch’ - it seems at first to suffer from the clichés/symptoms of sequelitis that pervades most middle books in a YA trilogy. Read on though, for the original, show-stopping climax makes it all worth it.

'Scorch' is clever, witty, funny - so funny I laughed out loud several times - and that's the dialogue and character interactions, which are even sharper than in its predecessor. It is also more gruesome, violent and terrifying with its subject matter of death, which goes hand in hand with the lives of our Grim Reaper teen heroes, known as the Juniors. There is also a light-heartedness in the form of the glitzy DeMyse (which I'll talk about later on), and the cotton-candy sweet Afterlife, a paradise where the dead can do whatever they want. But they can’t experience the more beautiful and tangible little things life offers, plus they have to put up with other dead people, so there is not much convenience or freedom even in death.

'Scorch' cares not at all for consistency in tone. And I like it.

Life sucks more than usual for Lex Bartleby, our protagonist, when the town of Croak - the only place that (to an extent) she and the other Junior Grims have to call home - turns against her and her friends for something they have no control over. In the last book, a fellow Junior, Zara, had turned traitor. She stole some of Lex’s soul-Damning powers after killing the heroine’s twin sister Cordy, adding to her grief and guilt. Now many people - like the Senior Grims Norwood and Heloise, who turn tyrant in the small, easily-led town - believe that all Juniors are not to be trusted. It is both frustrating and endearing to read the troubles the Juniors face everyday just for doing their jobs like everybody else. Adults can be such heartless bastards.

Zara is far from finished from her twisted goals, which include Damning innocent souls and seeking the keys to a lot of old mysteries Lex also wishes to discover.

Soon a mob mentality will blow up and win over the poor Juniors: promising blood despite the help and reassurances of Uncle Mort, Croak's mayor and Lex's mentor. But he himself is keeping dangerous secrets.

Former delinquent Lex will stop at nothing to find out just what the hell is going on - regarding the abnormalities within the Grimsphere, and the origin of her own special Damning ability, which is getting out of hand the more her temper gets the better of her, threatening the very lives of those around her...

Let's talk about Lex, shall we? She is astronomically different from a lot of the YA female leads out there on the market, so as to be from another milky way. She is brash, impulsive, a quick thinker, a smart and snappy talker, and is really just like any other sixteen-to-seventeen-year-old.

In 'Scorch', it would appear at first that Lex has learned to control her violent urges from her last ordeal in 'Croak' - at least to an extent - and this is especially important since her urges are linked to her power to Damn souls. Her self-control is literally a matter of life and death. But a twist towards the end of the story reveals just how different Lex Bartleby is from your average YA heroine. She is not perfect, she makes mistakes and pays the price for them like every human: a human teenager at that. But her mistakes can be fatal. The ultimate price? Her own soul; making her much the same as the villain, Zara, who let her powers and ambitions wither her humanity away.

The town of Croak could have every right to fear our tortured heroine after all. Lex could be one step closer to joining the dark side...

Her relationship with her boyfriend Driggs, fellow Junior Grim and roomie with her Uncle Mort, is beyond adorable. They make out every chance they get and go even further on occasion, just like a real teenage couple would. Lex and Driggs still like to exchange insults, and banter childishly, but it is affectionate and only makes their relationship all the more interesting to read. They are a team. They bond over past tragedies, and clearly see each other as equals, despite the life-threatening difficulties they face; they will risk life itself to keep one another safe.

I love the main romance in this series, and I care about Driggs deeply. He is much more than a designated male love interest, and to call him so is an insult bigger than anything Lex could ever come up with.

I also love the many hilariously convoluted ways that Uncle Mort tries to keep Lex and Driggs from making out at his house (the shower sex scene is one of the funniest things I've ever read). That man, who, like his niece, takes crap from no one and is as snarky as the rest of the cast, is really a big daddy at heart.

The rest of the characters range from: just okay - like Elysia and the newbie Juniors Pip and Bang; to abhorrent - like Ferbus, Norwood, Heloise and Snodgrass (seriously, that's his name); to awesome-sauce - like Broomie.

I deeply disliked Ferbus for most of the book. He finds every reason to blame Lex for every bad thing that happens, even though they are both Juniors and need at this crucial time to stick together and support one another. He is probably inspired by Ron Weasley, but he has none of Ron's boyish charm or his proven loyalty and care for his friends. I think Ferbus's animosity stems less from his distrust of Lex and her Damning powers and more from his secretly being in love with Driggs. He is jealous that Driggs spends a lot of time with her and gets mad when his best friend defends her. However, Ferbus and his Butt Monkey status did get a chuckle out of me a few times, especially when he's drunk. A romance between him and Elysia looks to be on the horizon, though it's only hinted at once near the end of the story and comes out of nowhere.

A new character that I love and hope to see in the next book is Broomie. A heavy-built Asian woman who was raised in Australia, likes to drink, has a raunchy attitude and brims with confidence? Win-win!

That just leaves Zara, the rogue Junior Grim and ongoing threat to Lex and the Grimsphere. If she were any crazier she would be licking her own scythe to taste the metallic blood of her victims. She is Lex's opposite, yet isn't. With this in mind, I was a little disappointed to learn later on that Zara is not her own master; she isn't the main villain, and is a pawn to someone who is supposed to have died decades ago. Gee, how original.

Still, at least we get a battle of wills and wits between Lex and Zara - two sides of the same grimy omen. The climax is horrific, intense and brought me close to tears, which is something almost no book has ever successfully made me do. Zara is wholly aware of Lex's weaknesses, and will exploit them within an inch of Lex's suffering, as well as her sanity. Tragedy strikes both characters in the end, due to their respective impulsive desires. Desires which have nothing to do with them being in love with the same guy (they're not), thank the Void.

Another thing that separates Lex from most YA protagonists is that she actually suffers terrible consequences for her actions. She learns the hard way what her recklessness does to those she loves, and from which, despite everything, she may refuse to learn from due to her hunger for revenge. This should make her unlikable and reprehensible, but in context it is understandable, even human, tragic as it is...

'Scorch', like 'Croak', has a strong 'Harry Potter' and anime feel to it. More shonen than shoujo, I love its cast of genuinely active, passionate and relatable female characters. Harry Potter, like Lex, had to deal with adults fearing and distrusting him in his time in his story's supernatural world, due to the actions of the villain who, in the minds of complete bastards, got away all because of the hero. Part of being a dynamic hero is suffering through the ignorance and self-righteousness of rivals and authority figures - on top of fearing when the bad guy will strike next and being unable to do anything about it.

Such responsibility, including the protection of loved ones, can be too much for one human teenager, and can bring him or her to madness and to a level of moral dissonance not so different from the villain's own way of life. A self-fulfilling prophecy on the authority figure's part if there ever was one.

The themes of death and grief are also written with finesse, with some wonderful yet chilling in-context observations. The author doesn't skip out on the more emotional scenes; Lex is made more sympathetic due to her self-awareness and reflections, not to mention her guilt over her actions and how they affect others (this includes her practically abandoning her parents in their own grief over her sister's death). Most of what transpires in 'Scorch' is as much her own fault as it is Zara's and Norwood's. And, true to her character, Lex's path towards redemption might become her path to self-Damning-destruction; her penultimate fall from grace...

Another thing to note about 'Scorch' is how the Las Vegas-like city of DeMyse works. When Lex and her friends flee there to escape the brainwashed masses of Croak, they find the city is also run by a mayor with ulterior motives, and the citizens are oblivious to the chaos of the outside world. In DeMyse, everything is a happy, colourful and artificial (not to mention outrageously expensive) facade, a lie created for the "good" of its people. This totalitarian context is another theme the book delivers in the same creepy - and even a little subtle - vibe as the other themes do.

Time to wrap this review up. 'Scorch' is slower than the first book in the 'Croak' series, but it reads extremely quickly and easily, not because it is too simple but because it is so enjoyable and gets the point across always. Each chapter ends with the reader dying (no pun intended) to know what happens next. It builds up in terms of development competently and excitedly - more so with its characters than the plot, but the book is well-written nonetheless.

Great characters, great emotion, great snarky dialogue reminiscent of Joss Whedon (there are also similarities to 'Buffy' in this series), and great horror and laughs. 'Scorch' even has gay characters. It has a bit of everything, including shocking twists shot out from the Void: the space between spaces.

Even keeping in mind that the books are fundamentally about death, will the 'Croak' series turn out to be one of YA's unexpected attempts at a teen tragedy? I'll find out with the last in the trilogy, 'Rogue'.

Final Score: 4.5/5

Sunday 23 November 2014

Pray tell, what does it mean to "age gracefully"? And why should it only apply to women who are just growing forwards like all human beings do? The horror! Then we can't objectify them anymore apparently, but we can always patronise, ridicule and bully them for their bodies at least; they're only there for superficial scrutiny from others after all >:(

Saturday 15 November 2014

I had a fun day at Bluewater yesterday. Thank you, my friends!

Friday 14 November 2014

 Does anyone else think there should be a 'Goodreads Recommends' or 'Blogger's Choice' section in book shops? I'd rely on them a lot more than any 'Bestsellers' shelf.

Thursday 13 November 2014

Book Review - 'Star Dancer' by Beth Webb

I've decided to do a quick review of this, another book from the school library of my youth, because I'm currently reading a similar but more adult book, Jean M. Auel's 'The Clan of the Cave Bear', and it brought back memories.

I remember enjoying 'Star Dancer', despite having quite a lot of reservations with its content. Its heart lies in the protagonist, Tegen (I love that name), who is a free-spirited and outspoken young girl for her time - in an age when villages were governed by druids who divined from signs and spirits (the story is set in Britain during the Iron Age, presumably). Tradition and superstition are the only ways of life.

Despite being hated by her village for being a girl apparently prophesised to save them all from evil, Tegen is a likeable and charismatic main lead who loves to dance and cast spells using her "magic" green shawl.

There are few likeable supporting characters, and they end up dead at some point. To think that there were so many judgemental and narrowminded people in small communities past, and the child cruelty and misogyny are shocking. Also, even as a child reading 'Star Dancer', I was put off by the problematic portrayal of a mentally-disabled character; most especially when I read what happens to him in the end. Even though the book is set in a time when mental illness was highly stigmatised, and rare, since most babies not born "perfect" were abandoned and left to die.

Fair warning, 'Star Dancer' is raw in its presentation of a cruel and backward society. YA or not, it doesn't hold back.

But what made a positive impression on me, besides Tegen, was the writing and prose. 'Star Dancer' is very intense and frightening for a book for younger readers; but, like with the opposed villagers versus Tegen, it is simultaneously magical and euphoric in its descriptions of the cold, harsh highlands and the practices of the druids. The author clearly did her research.

I felt for Tegen. I was holding my breath with her throughout her external and internal struggles and battles with her family, the adult village people, and her Star Dancer tasks: the overall burden of her destiny. Boy or girl, she is special, she is a fighter. There is enough humour and self-awareness in 'Star Dancer' to balance out the mostly meanspirited mood projected by the customs, dialogue and actions of the majority of the characters.

So despite a lot of uncomfortable moments backed up by a few unfortunate implications, 'Star Dancer' is a good emotionally-and-ethically-challenging read. A stimulating and captivating rollercoaster ride with an icy but still beating heart. It will keep you guessing what is going to happen next, and you'll want the heroine to succeed in confronting her numerous and diverse obstacles.

Look to the stars, and inside yourself, to envision the path of your destiny.

Final Score: 3/5
It's that time of commercialised-Christmas and you know what that means - 'Frozen' merchandise sold EVERYWHERE!

Wednesday 12 November 2014

The trailer for 'Into the Woods' looks great, even if it does star typecast actors (is anyone else getting seriously tired of seeing Johnny Depp as yet another eyebrow-raising, swaggering, quirky weird guy?). Maybe that might be one of the few things the film will have in common with 'Les Miserables' (and at least a Gothic Helena Bonham Carter looks to be nowhere in sight) ;)

Tuesday 4 November 2014

Book Review - 'The Sleeper and the Spindle' by Neil Gaiman (Writer), Chris Riddell (Illustrator)

2023 EDIT: Don't like this anymore, I'm sorry to say. The case is similar with a lot of Neil Gaiman's works, and I have read FAR better and truly progressive and fleshed out LGBTQ fairy tales and fairy tale retellings since 2014 (the LGBTQ content here feels very gimmicky and queer-baity now, sadly). I need better, more fleshed out, more interesting and dimensional characters than this.

Final Score: 3/4





Original Review:



WANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANTWANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



The nonsense above is telling of what went through my mind when I first heard about this book; that it might feature LBGT content, and two of the most popular princesses in fairy tales locked in a kiss. It is being sold to a slightly younger audience than expected, which is a bigger plus.

In the last couple of years, modern fairy tale retellings are at last seeing a real change concerning traditional plots and character roles - such as Disney's 'Frozen', and 'Maleficent' (which I still found to be poorly-written and mediocre, though at least it's more entertaining than Tim Burton's 'Alice in Wonderland' and 'Oz the Great and Powerful'). So I had a lot of faith in Neil Gaiman adding his own take on the princess tales we all grew up with.

Imagine my excitement when I saw 'The Sleeper and the Spindle' in all its hardbacked glory in my local bookstore; arriving much sooner than I'd anticipated. £9.99 - well worth it.

Neil Gaiman teams up with illustrator Chris Riddell once more for a unique take on 'Sleeping Beauty' - in that Snow White, as queen, is the one who comes to the princess's rescue, not a prince. There is also more to this tale than pub rumours and typical appearances suggest.

A sleeping "plague" is what sets the plot in motion, so the time to revive Sleeping Beauty and brave the deadly thorns growing outside her castle has never been more urgent. Snow White is a bored young queen on the eve of her wedding day. For justice and the good of her people (and for an adventure in which she is not a damsel in distress), she journeys underground, under mountainsides and through haunted villages and forests to wake up Sleeping Beauty. Her comrades are her friends, the three (not seven) dwarves.

'The Sleeper and the Spindle' contains ominous imagery of roses, spiders, cobwebs, and wolves: and weaving it all together, blood and thread. All of this fits impeccably well with the story and artwork, which is as creepy and macabre as one might expect from Gaiman and Riddell. The spiders in this story are the only creatures - aside from the queen and the dwarves - that are unaffected by the evil witch's sleeping curse, and so the arachnids are left to spend decades weaving silky cobwebs everywhere - from houses to comatose innocents. Some of the people even sleepwalk like zombies and experience Sleeping Beauty's dreams and memories - now THAT is putting the grim in Brothers Grimm.

Snow White, the dwarves, the sleeping princess and the witch are not named in this book; the heroine is only referred to as "the queen", and it is only implied that she is Snow White. I like this because it adds a timeless, surreal fairy tale-like quality to this unsettling little story.

And even though the news that 'The Sleeper and the Spindle' is LBGT-positive is somewhat misleading - once the queen reaches the sleeping princess there is only the beautifully-drawn kiss and that's that, nothing comes of it - I feel I can forgive this. Since it leads to a wonderfully subversive and cleverly-crafted twist ending. Consider me star struck!

But of course a twist ending is not all 'The Sleeper and the Spindle' has to offer, as indeed no story should rely its merit on a twist ending alone. The artwork, with its black and white and grey and gold colouring, is eerie and reminiscent of the old Grimm fairy tales. That it has Snow White be a queen and not a princess - a queen who still gets out there to become a sword-wielding and wise hero - a female hero who actually does stuff to further the plot - is in of itself worthy of praise. For it shows a high level of self-awareness when subverting conventional fairy tale tropes.

The queen - aloof, brave yet a touch insecure - ends up making her own choices and deciding her own destiny. She learns from her past mistakes and demands respect; for she is a queen, and also an intelligent, resourceful woman. Expansion on character traits looks to be on the snowy, mountainside horizon as well. You never know, this Snow White could end up exploring more regarding her sexual orientation, and she may well open up and discover wider preferences in later adventures...

Yes, 'The Sleeper and the Spindle' is slightly underdeveloped even for a story of 68 pages, and the ending is abrupt. However, the overall idea and structure of it is expertly crafted. Similar to Neil Gaiman's previous works; love it or not, it will not leave your mind once you have finished it.

A spectacular and exceptional fairy tale twist/crossover. A grand feat, and one to remember.

Final Score: 4/5

Monday 3 November 2014

A day out buying books turned into an early Christmas shopping trip. Proving that books and reading can bring people and loved ones closer together :)

(Though then again, it was cold and mercilessly raining out today, so it might as well have been December).