I love vampires. I love strong female leads. Those are the only two criteria I had in wanting to read 'Bite Me! A Vampire Farce'. Naturally.
And wow, am I glad to have finally discovered its existence.
'Bite Me! A Vampire Farce' is one of the funniest comics I have ever read. Every page, every panel, contains an overt or subtle joke. In fact, it is structured so that every page can be considered a self-contained gag from a newspaper, despite it all being a linear story. There is even cunning, shrewd foreshadowing.
It is so zany, goofy, OTT, irreverent, surprising, endearing, and brilliant. Brilliantly funny and brilliantly drawn. It delightfully, gleefully, affectionately parodies and satirises both vampires and French history. As well as Dickens's 'The Tale of Two Cities'. And the works of Anne Rice.
There are bars, chickens, horses, beheadings, riots, idiotic aristocrats and revolutionaries, and a werewolf.
Claire the barmaid - the tavern wench accidently turned into a vampire - is one of the best, most hilarious lead heroines I have ever seen. Loud, proud, wild, uninhibited, unselfconscious, imaginative, inventive, reckless, impulsive, smart and quick-thinking, I think it's safe to say, without revealing spoilers, that Claire is ripe and right for slapstick comedy. She is no conventional female. She would make Lucille Ball, Elvira, Miranda Richardson, and Sally Hawkins proud.
Claire's opposite, the haughty, bloodthirsty, snobby and elitist vampire Ginevra, is also great. That she is also not a conventionally attractive, patriarchy-dictated female - she's even on the chunky side, which is never commented on - is a huge plus. She's a lot like Katherine Hepburn and Lauren Becall.
There are outstandingly clever and funny twists and turns to the story, which I won't dare spoil. They make me love, understand and appreciate the characters even more, rather than be irritated and frustrated with them.
'Bite Me! A Vampire Farce' - even the title is clever and full of innuendos and hidden meanings. Most of its jokes land - with a bang. If your sense of humour aligns with the likes of 'The Simpsons', 'Shrek', and classic British sitcoms, then check it out. Enjoy yourselves.
Its ending is rather abrupt and unsatisfactory, however, if subversive and ironic. Twisty and turny to the end.
I wish to see more of Claire, Ginevra, the handsome and hapless vampire Lucien, the vampire Lestat parody Audric, and Luther. Someday. Maybe in new comics set in the modern day.
'Bite Me!' could be a vampire, supernatural comics version of 'Blackadder'!
Hopefully, any possible continuation will have better, more overt queer rep that isn't regulated to one-off jokes and punchlines. (Audric is definitely bi or pan... actually, this could apply to everyone in the comic. After all, why would they care? Not about anything conventional, nor will they follow human society's expectations).
Nobody expects the French Revolution!
Or a screwball vampire parody of 'A Tale of Two Cities'!
Final Score: 4/5
P.S. I couldn't think of a good place to put this comment in this review, so here it is, at the very end:
'Bite Me!' predates 'Twilight', which is something Dylan Meconis laments in one of her footnotes in the paperback version, as she could not make references to it at the time. She mentions 'True Blood' in the same sentiment. In hindsight, and upon further thought, I'd say this is a good thing, actually. It's for the best. No comedy that relies on, and oversaturates itself in, modern pop culture references ever ages well. Any reference to 'Twilight' and 'True Blood' - or any 2000s vampire and paranormal media and fad - would have dated the comic, for sure.
P.P.S. Oh, and I can't believe 'Bite Me!' is rated Ages 8+! With its sexual innuendos, and quick moments of violence, blood and gore - not to mention a, well, mention of a horse being turned into glue at the end - I'd say it is most definitely not for young children.