And the award for the biggest, pleasantest surprise comic I've read this year goes to...
I mean, 'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica' has everything against it:
It's a crossover idea that, while seeming fun on paper, can too easily turn out bad and insultingly stupid instead of fun stupid, with anything less than the most careful, thoughtful, knowledgeable and professional execution. One of its writers is Paul Dini, whom I've lost favour with in recent years, but especially after he wrote the terrible 'Batman: Harley and Ivy' comic (yes that was over twenty years ago but still!). I had no faith in any 'Betty and Veronica' crossovers after reading the even more terrible 'Red Sonja and Vampirella Meet Betty and Veronica, Vol. 1'. Speaking of, I have yet to read a decent Archie 'Betty and Veronica' comic*. Granted, I am not that familiar with Archie Comics beyond 'Sabrina' and 'Josie and the Pussycats'; I am no scholar, but what I have read of 'Betty and Veronica' has... not impressed me, to put it nicely.
(And no, I have not seen 'Riverdale').
I am, however, far more acquainted with DC Comics, and Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. I am a huge fan of both of them, individually and as a pair, so I wanted to give 'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica' a go, despite my less than stellar knowledge of one franchise compared to the other in this crossover event.
Plus, girl power and sisterhood. Girls teaming up, ya know?
Now, after finishing this momentous and epic event, I have to say: How the $%^#! does 'Red Sonja and Vampirella Meet Betty and Veronica' have a higher Goodreads rating?!
Because 'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica' is momentous and epic. It is big. It is refreshingly entertaining. It is funny as hell. It does not waste any character, any golden opportunity and potential. Almost every kind of comedic and clever (and meta) idea is included in this bizarre, unlikely yet oddly sensical crossover between two comic book properties. The number of in-jokes, and their quality, it's peak; it's goated.
The comic was clearly made by people who knew a lot about both DC and Archie, and how the multiple characters in each IP work. So much is put into it, and it should be a mess, or worse, an unfun, underwhelming mess, haphazard and poorly thought out and edited, like a lot of crossover events are, unfortunately. But it isn't.
I am astonished by how well written 'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica' is. Of course it's silly and goofy - it's what it's supposed to be and more! It's like very smart fanfiction.
Not to mention, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy, the villainesses/antiheroines of Gotham, and Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge, the "good girls" of Riverdale - both female duos are treated with equal respect. Page time, plot importance, in-character interactions, working together, sharing action sequences and set pieces - it is equal on both sides. No character is favoured over another.
Like I said, no opportunity, and no character, is wasted. There is love all around in this crossover!
A crossover with, get this, no multiverse BS - the DCU and the Archie universe just exist the same world in this comic only. It's treated as a given, and that's okay. How %^&*ing refreshing for a crossover event!
The plot is, basically, Veronica's richer-than-the-gods father, Hiram Lodge, wants to build a university, as part of his corporate brand/scheme/scam, over a preserved swamp in Riverdale, and Ivy is angry over the environmental and economic atrocity and ode to gentrification and capitalism, so she and Harley go to Riverdale to try to stop the plans from going ahead. Criminals are after them in Gotham. All sorts of hilarity ensues, including body-swapping, and displacement. There's a costume party in Riverdale (containing some of the best ironic and meta jokes in the comic), to go with the crime boss and industrial sabotage shenanigans.
Also included are Sabrina the Teenage Witch (who dresses as "Merlin Monroe" at the costume party), Zatanna (whom Sabrina is a fan of, so brilliant and cute!), Josie and the Pussycats (yes!), Catwoman (who's a fan of Josie and the Pussycats, ditto brilliant and cute!), the eternally-hungry Jughead, Reggie Mantle as the Joker via bonked-on-the-head amnesia (it is like reading a cartoon, and it's great!), and a crime boss who literally has a peach for a head.
Comics, am I right?
How can anyone want to miss this?!
Cheryl Blossom and Archie Andrews are in it, too. Nearly nobody is pointless or reduced to a cameo. And is Veronica's dad's assistant seriously named Smithers? I swear.
The art is great. Practically, efficiently, and colourfully perfect. Gold stars shooting like candy and confetti for Laura Braga and Adriana Melo!
The only major flaws of 'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica' I can think of are:
Are Betty and Veronica best friends or frenemies or archrivals or what? It seems to vary with each comic I read about them. They're famous "frenemies" and "archnemeses" in this version. If their friendship is so capricious and turbulent, to OTT comedic degrees, then it's toxic, no matter the genre and medium.
Harley and Ivy are actually referred to as "gal pals". That term has always needed to die a swift death. It is an infuriating, stupid, cowardly copout, rooted in queerphobia in the media. Like queerbaiting, it is part of sanitizing queer relationships; a crappy paint job to render them "safe" and "palatable" for "mass" audiences, never explicit to them. Translation: the ignorant, cowardly and hateful pandering to the ignorant, cowardly and hateful.
Even in 2018, Harley and Ivy's relationship was heading towards a romantic one in DC Comics, so what the hell? The only explicit queer representation in 'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica' is Kevin, and his sole contributing scene is where he picks out costumes for Betty and Ronnie (Veronica's nickname) at a clothing shop. How groundbreaking, and not stereotypical and tokenising.
Tokenising is patronising, just a little PSA for ya.
Why does the cover have Harley and Ivy flirt with the underaged, teenaged Archie? Ivy flirts with him in teeny tiny amounts in the comic, as well. What the hell?! Harley and Ivy are not that evil, for %^'s sake!
Oh, but the rest of the comic is ^*£$ing good!
'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica' - it is delectable. It is a fun, clever, and hilarious book. A cartoon in comic book form in the best way. It is what Harley and Ivy are supposed to be (minus the "gal pals" part), and what I imagine a good-to-great Archie comic is supposed to be.
It is how comics should be. How comic crossovers should be.
Final Score: 4/5
*'Betty & Veronica: Vixens Vol. 1' has potential, with laudable feminist intentions. Many female Archie characters are spotlighted. Midge Klump certainly is given more to do than in 'Harley and Ivy Meet Betty and Veronica'. But sadly, 'Vixens' is a very messy, unfocused and inconsistent comic, so I can't recommend you pay money to read it.